Well here it goes.

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Everyone hates High School Musical. Even if you like it, you hate it. (Yes, that made sense)
There are many reasons to hate this movie. Here are just some of them:

• The fact that it's nothing like high school- I don't even know who's on our basketball team...
• The music- It's bad.
• The lyrics- They're bad.
• The actors- No.
• The actresses- No.
• The lip syncing- It's beyond obvious.
• The plot- very unrealistic.

So, for this movie, we're taking advantage of all these things. How hard could it be to make a realistic musical about High School? So that's what we're doing.



NOT!


This movie takes advantage of those things in a way better/different way! The actors in HSM lip sync? So do ours! They're plot sucks? Our plot sucks even more!

But it's summer. And I don't really want to look at the High School right now.

So we're filming at a pool club. And no, we're not making the pool club look like a High School, I've seen that done. And we're not doing it. No.

All the main characters, and basic plot elements from the original "story" will still be there, just a little different and way funnier. Here are some plot elements/characters that will be in this movie.

High School Musical High Lane Musical
Troy Boy
Gabiella Girl
Chad Afroman, played by Adam
Head... math team girl Head bowling team girl
Math team Bowling team
Basketball team Swim team

You get the idea. Now for you're enjoyment, the lyrics of "Stick to the Snow Cone"

Stick to the snow cone

INT: High Lane Club Snack bar

The snack bar is full with people. No one can move. Someone is ordering something. Music starts to play, and he starts to sing. (The music is “Stick to the Status Quo”)

Guy1:
Look at this
And what do you see?
A tasty multicolored treat
But I've got a confession
My own secret obsession
There’s something else I want to eat

Snack bar guy:
What do you want?

Guy1(spoken):
Well if boy wants a choco-taco, then I’ll have a chocolate chip cookie sandwich!

Jock(spoken):
A What?

Guy1(spoken):
A chocolate chip cookie sandwich! It’s like two big cookies with-

People in line:
Not another sound

Guy1(spoken):
What if I called it a chipwitch?

People:
No, no, no, nooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the snow cone
If you wanna be cool
Then don’t poop in the pool
And just get a snow cone
Stick to the snow cone!

Guy2:
Look at me
And what do you see
A guy who is in the zone
But it’s really weird
And I’m not sure why
But I’m sorta getting sick of the cone

People in line:
What else could there be!?

Guy2(spoken):
I want a chocolate éclair! I haven’t had one is so long that-

someone in line(spoken):
Are you kidding me!?

People in line:
Not another peep

Guy 2(spoken):
Guys, it’s just ice cream, it’s not that big a deal

People:
No, no, no, nooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the snow cone
If you wanna be cool
Then don’t poop in the pool
And just get a snow cone
Stick to the snow cone!

Guy 3:
Listen well
I'm ready to tell
About a need that I cannot deny
Dude, there's no explanation
For this awesome sensation
I agree with those other guys

People in line:
Enough about the snow cone

Skaterdude(spoken):
Alright, if these guys aren’t getting snow cones, me neither.

Dude 1(spoken):
I really don’t think anyone’s really gonna care-

People in line
People:
No, no, no, nooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the snow cone
If you wanna be cool
Then don’t poop in the pool
And just get a snow cone
Stick to the snow cone!

Stick to the status quoooooooo

Everyone except the solos:
No, no, no
stick to the snow cone
It’s a colorful treat
That we force you to eat
Don't mess with it,no no no
Stick to the snow cone!

Bichon:
This is frikkin insane
It’s like they think they’re elite
Like anyone cares
What they want to eat!
Someting is really

Bryan:
Something's not right (Bichon punches him in the face)

Bichon:
Really wrong

Bichon & Bryan:
And we gotta stop singing
this stupid song
We can do it

Guy one (eating):
Gotta eat

People:
Stick with the snow cone

Bichon & Bryan:
We can do it

Guy2:
(eating) This is good!

Bichon:

Okay, you know what, EVERYBODY QUIET!!!

And that's it so far. I have a notebook full of ideas, so the script shouldn't take long. If I know you and you want to be in it, and you can sorta sing, somehow contact me.


-Max Goldberg